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so far from God & so close to the US

thinkmexican:

Escuelita Zapatista

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

fuckestuppest:

chris evans is half frat boy beefcake and half tender sensitive artist who loves his family and cries at sunsets and that’s why he’s so fucking dangerous

"The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it."
- Ernest Hemingway (via observando)

spazztrick:

hooksandplans:

do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump

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magicaldestinations:

Taxco, Guerrero, Mexico | 2014

made-us-dream:

i’m crying actually, but hey he can still perform well and get back his old shape then go back to atleti for a few years. and you know what? i’ll be laughing when he will be the best striker in the world

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They’ll love her before they see her. An angels voice carrying along the waves, calling sailors and travellers alike to their final slumber.  Hunting for sport and leaving her victims to watery graves. Such wicked beauty, such wicked words… Such sweet delight. Closer now, darling. Closer still. You’ve nothing left to be afraid of now. 

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

skullspeare:

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

'commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms'

'excellent. elaborate please'

'all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space'

'what the fuck'

Disney Villains Week

Day 1: Favorite Underrated Villain - Madame Medusa

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives
Obama: Who am I?
FDR: You are the president
Obama: I dont know what that is
Reagan: In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
Lincoln: If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
Obama: How do I regain my American spirit?
Clinton: Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
-Washington Appears-
Obama: Are you freedom?
Washington: No, but I can help you find her
Washington: My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.